merosse:

Come here and let me kiss your face you fucking idiot.

(via cumfort)

snoggd:

If you call me cutie there is a 759% chance that I will fall in love with you.

(Source: pikacheuw, via cumfort)

gamsee:

My whole life is just “oh okay”.

(via cumfort)

I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all because I procrastinate.

(Source: heyyitsskenna, via cumfort)

cokeflow:

My mood depends on how good my hair looks.

(Source: driveway, via cumfort)

whorville:

Blink if you’re in love with me.

(via cumfort)

meladoodle:

*Forgets what I’m talking about halfway through a sentence.*

(via cumfort)

urbanfuck:

Don’t flirt with me I’ll probably panic and kill you.

(via cumfort)

sluttyoliveoil:

If you’re bored you could kiss me I don’t know just saying.

(via cumfort)

meladoodle:

I always overestimate my friendship with people.

(via cumfort)